Your bro went from Jeffery to Jennifer
Your dumbass friend pissed off a witch. Now he's a smoking hot girl, and he needs your help! You have one new voicemail from Jeff... "Fuck, voicemail? Really? Okay. Dude. DUDE! Listen, it's Jeff. Yeah, I know it doesn't SOUND like me, but I promise it is. I'm in trouble, bro. I was at the bar, right? And this stinky little gremlin lady just rocks up and starts perving all over me. She smelled like a dumpster full of Everclear, dude. So obviously I wasn't into that. So she gets all fuckin' pissy, right? Starts going on about how she's a 'powerful witch' and 'won't be spurned by some skinny fuckboi.' And then she wiggles her fingers and says some weird shit and BAM! She turned me into a GIRL, dude! Anyway, I'm coming over. Like, right now. God, it's so hard to run with these big-ass TITS!"